Last night Chris Rock was on Jay Leno... Man he is funny...
A small Glimpse...
Leno: So why did you take up the Oscar Gig?
Rock: I need the money
Leno: You already have money...
Rock : Baby needs New Diamond Shoes man...
Rock: No Straight man sees the oscars(actually he said the Tonies)
Rock: (To Leno) Man your movies went straight to Audio...
Rock: Anything that can shut my kids up for 90 mins has to be a good movie
Rock: Dont thank God in your acceptance speech.. thank your agent who got you rthat movie. Gods a little busy in S. Asia
Apparently there will be a 5 sec delay..so Chris Rock cant swear on air. He didnt do much of that just said.."That bitch is just crazy!!" Bitch is not a swear word... It is just how you
I will see the oscars.. just for Chris Rock.. I am hoping he swears a LOT!!
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Monday, February 21, 2005
My trials with Blogspot are over
Well well... after a few hours of banging my fists at my plastic table and creating a crack in it(which I have hidden with strategically placed books so that wifey cant see it), I found out why I wasnt able to post my shit. The genius that I am .. I had created another blog... yes another blog, I have left it hanging at whatsthatshit.blogspot.com. It has my previous posts just to let people (is there anyone reading??)
know that I did infact try to update the crap that I have here.
Now my usual gripe with software... and this one i know is not my mistake. I use mozilla on Windows. So after you update your blog and publish it, you wanna see how the fruits of your labor look like but mozilla wants to be super efficient and will refuse to fetch the new copy from the server, so I ended up posting the same thing thrice before I used IE to see it and there was another bang of the fists after that on the table.
know that I did infact try to update the crap that I have here.
Now my usual gripe with software... and this one i know is not my mistake. I use mozilla on Windows. So after you update your blog and publish it, you wanna see how the fruits of your labor look like but mozilla wants to be super efficient and will refuse to fetch the new copy from the server, so I ended up posting the same thing thrice before I used IE to see it and there was another bang of the fists after that on the table.
Well I tried updating my blog after reaching US. For some weird reason, i wasnt able to do so with netscape 7.0 so I got around after a lot of procastinating to install mozilla, after I got rid of spyware and adware on my wifes laptop. The laptop was working like a calculator, well I have seen calculators faster than that thing.
So first about my trip to US. Well on my way to US I transited through UK. Now EU has been trying to stop Microsoft from killing competition with un-fair means. Mr Gates tried to arm twist Danish PM to pass a directive on software patents. Here is the link to that news . Well I guess he must have already done something like that to the UK airports authorities "Use windows for your flight anouncement systems or I will ask my buddy Bush to tax your airlines in the US" and then they bought windows 95 and havent looked back. This is a picture that I took at London Gatwick. God knows what this screen was supposed to display.
Well I landed at Houston without my luggage....Continental decided to leave it in London. "Hey we got you to US in one piece.. then why are you cribbing??". After waiting at the luggage belt for my two pieces(both didnt arrive) I cleared customs, which was a breaze anyways as I had no luggage, I ran a mile with my handbag to catch my connection. People in the plane gave my looks as if I had just come put of jail or from some jungle in africa. After looking at myself in the toilet, I realized why... I hate long distance journeys specially the ones that take you from one part of the world to the other. They mess up your sleep patterns, your hair and you have to run to catch your connections and there is 0.1% chance of all of your luggage arriving with you.
Did I say I HATE long distance travel...
So first about my trip to US. Well on my way to US I transited through UK. Now EU has been trying to stop Microsoft from killing competition with un-fair means. Mr Gates tried to arm twist Danish PM to pass a directive on software patents. Here is the link to that news . Well I guess he must have already done something like that to the UK airports authorities "Use windows for your flight anouncement systems or I will ask my buddy Bush to tax your airlines in the US" and then they bought windows 95 and havent looked back. This is a picture that I took at London Gatwick. God knows what this screen was supposed to display.
Well I landed at Houston without my luggage....Continental decided to leave it in London. "Hey we got you to US in one piece.. then why are you cribbing??". After waiting at the luggage belt for my two pieces(both didnt arrive) I cleared customs, which was a breaze anyways as I had no luggage, I ran a mile with my handbag to catch my connection. People in the plane gave my looks as if I had just come put of jail or from some jungle in africa. After looking at myself in the toilet, I realized why... I hate long distance journeys specially the ones that take you from one part of the world to the other. They mess up your sleep patterns, your hair and you have to run to catch your connections and there is 0.1% chance of all of your luggage arriving with you.
Did I say I HATE long distance travel...
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Unemployed and homeless
Not out on the streets yet and I hope not in the near future.. I am moving out of India for greener(???) pastures. Something that you may notice if you are ever in my situation is that you dont have any keys left with you since you dont go to work and neither do you live in your own house. My key chain right now is empty. Before I acquire a very sentimental tone I will shut up.
Btw the test shit was to see how the hell do you add a new posting. I tried three times to publish some shit that i wrote but it gave me and error saying "F**** main template is empty". Why is most technology non intuitive ?? that is something i will talk about some other time.
Btw the test shit was to see how the hell do you add a new posting. I tried three times to publish some shit that i wrote but it gave me and error saying "F**** main template is empty". Why is most technology non intuitive ?? that is something i will talk about some other time.
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